Stormy Daniels compares Donald Trump's penis to beloved Mario Kart character

19 September, 2018, 09:53 | Author: Rafael Roberts
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Stormy Daniels, the porn star locked in a legal battle with President Donald Trump over hush money allegedly paid to keep her quiet about a 2011 affair, has published a tell all with a graphic account of Trump's intimate anatomy. To help you out - a toadstool is the cartoon mushroom character in the popular Nintendo game, Mario Kart.

"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion", she writes.

Her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, even claims the book is Daniels's "description of her life and role as a modern woman unafraid to speak truth to power".

Daniel's remarks attracted online attention really fast, particularly the fact that she compared Trump's penis to the good citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom.

She writes: "He knows he has an unusual penis".

By Tuesday morning, the phrase "Mario Kart" was included in over 29,000 tweets, and "Toad" wasn't far behind with 17,000 mentions.

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"Daniels says when she sees the president on TV now she thinks, "'I had sex with that.' Eech".

Others have said Daniels shouldn't be revealing such "sick" details about a sitting president, but the 39-year-old will not be shamed.

The adult entertainer states her encounter with the U.S. leader occurred in 2006 at a celebrity golf tournament at Lake Tahoe in California.

She also says that when she saw him on television over the next decade, it didn't bring back warm fuzzies. "And we can devise your technique".

The book, which will be released next month, was obtained first by The Guardian. "He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100-percent his idea".

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